I JUST FUCKING DROOLED ON MYSELF
This gave me life
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
what th efuck
watch this please you will not regret it
whatever you think you’re about to watch is not going to be what you actually watch
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
u know what else u cant buy with EBT? fried chicken. its some fuckin bullshit,that is.
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
this is 100% accurate
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
THIS IS A SOPHISTICATED SHOW
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down